I have been collecting funny articles from the newspaper and the web for some time. I thought I would share them with you. They will crack you up! Send me an email if you would like to add some of your own.
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Summer

Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
By Brian Mosely

A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.

Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.

According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."

"There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined."

Both Taylor and Childers were charged by Roddy with domestic assault. Both posted a bond of $2,500 and will appear in Bedford County General Sessions Court on July 15.

Don't Cheetos stain your fingers and clothes? I would be pissed!

So what should I wear to "Dress up for Walmart"? I am now so embarassed, all these years and I must have been under dressed for Wally world!

You have got to read this entire Story - UNREAL - Ladies check your bathtubs!
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OK what supposed to happen? Kinda makes you go Hmmmm...?

Debris? Are you kidding? Could you pick a worse name for a landscaping company? According to the dictionary Debris means The scattered remains of something broken or destroyed; rubble or wreckage. Carelessly discarded refuse; litter.

Wow a 2 for 1! Published in the University of Kentucky Student paper. Don't drink the Kool-aid!!

OK I have to be honest, Hubby, KC put that one in the student paper. He said this guy was a real jerk, but he got lots of phone calls! Pretty funny. Guys and girls called all night long! And Yes KC sold his speakers too!

If you knew anything about KY football you would understand this one HA!!! Ooops caught by the press!

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