Thong Law?

In Florida some counties have "Thong Laws" They vary from "no thongs in church" to the one I love, No thongs less than 2 inches wide allowed on the beach. Law enforcement on the beach are supposed to be equipped with a tape measure to verify those who are breaking the law! Can you imagine me laying there, soaking in the sun and a cop asking if he can measure my ass? I think I would allow him to measure my ass only with his tongue!

So you want to be the bikini Crack inspector? Here is one to practice on! I have some special beach thong shots and nice beach CREAM PIE!!!

Luv,
Summer